September 13th, 2008

Space Cadet

Duh! Now Why Didn't We Think Of This Before


"John McCain's policies will increase the value of the dollar and thus reduce the price of oil. In recent years, the declining value of the dollar has added to the cost of imported oil. This will change. Americans will have a stronger economy, a stronger dollar and greater purchasing power for oil, gas and food."

Don't ask him how he's going to do this, just believe...believe...believe...

Dry As A Bone

Ike brought us a little bit of wind and some gray skies, but no rain.

Gaaaaa! I want our old weather pattern where cold fronts whip in with big roaring thunder storms. This drought is boring and sad. Big trees are dieing.

I want rain right now.

Come on everybody sing along:

Oh the lord is good to me,
And so I thank the Lord,
For giving me the things I need,
The sun and the rain and the apple seed,
The Lord is good to me.

When I wake up each morn,
I'm happy as can be,
Because I know that with his care,
The apple tree will still be there,
The Lord is good to me.


Now sing it again!