November 4th, 2008

Putting the Mama in Mammal

Forget Buying A House

Korean Parents
© Randy Newman

Kids today got problems
Like their parents never had
Neighborhoods are dangerous
The public schools are bad
At home there are distractions so irresistible
The hours fly by
No work gets done

Some Jewish kids still trying
Some white kids trying too
But millions of real American kids don’t have a clue
Right here on the lot
We got the answer
A product guaranteed to satisfy

Korean parents for sale
You say you’re not all that you want to be
You say you got a bad environment
Your work at school’s not going well

Korean parents for sale
You say you need a little discipline
Someone to whip you into shape
They’ll be strict but they’ll be fair

Look at the numbers
That’s all I ask
Who’s at the head of every class?
You really think they’re smarter than you are
They just work their asses off
Their parents make them do it

Saleslady:
Oh, learn to play the violin
Oh, to turn your homework in right on time

What a load off your back that will be
No tears
No regret
Never forget who sent Fido to the farm

The greatest generation
Your parents aren’t the greatest generation
So sick of hearing about the greatest generation
That generation could be you
So let’s see what you can do
Korean parents and you

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Screw This Everyone Should Vote Crap

Only vote if you're going to vote for Obama. And if you're going to vote for Obama, go now. Hurry and get it done. DO IT NOW.

But if you want McCain to win, Then you need to go fishing or play pinball or something. Trust me. It's important. You must spend today playing or shopping or working or something. Do anything you want except vote. In fact you McCain people aren't supposed to vote until tomorrow. So relax and have fun today and vote for McCain tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow...that's the ticket. You guys vote tomorrow. (heh! heh! heh!)