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I Feel Left Out [Feb. 22nd, 2007|11:46 pm]
Wizard of Changes -- ©cdozo 2004 to 2015
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Tonight I wish I was a Science Fiction writer packing to go to a Science Fiction convention ([info]juliabk) or an SF author who was packing to go on a tour to promote her new book (Elizabeth).

Here is how I would look when I was signing autographs:

 
Me Signing

Here is how I would look on a panel with my fellow writers:

 
The Closing

My agent would take me out to dinner at a fancy restaurant were we would schmooze with other literary types:

Billy, G and Me

People would want to have their picture taken with me:

 
Me with Bob the Banker (aka Señor Bob) Fancy Girls Cheryl and Me

And I would pose for some group photos with my fellow writers:

 
Toby, Ky, Owl, Mose, G and Me with the Bear on Halloween ndozo, G, Me and a Fellow Connecticut Yankee with The Bear Lia, Jake, Lindsay, G and Me and The Bear at Madras Pavillion

When it was over, I would be glad to get home and sleep in my own bed:

Homey House

You real writers have fun on your real trips and sell lots of books.
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[User Picture]From: ndozo
2007-02-23 07:04 am (UTC)
That was a lovely book tour. I was honored to meet you and I have my signed copy on display in a special lighted coffee table that has a glass top so people can see it but not spill drinks on it or sneeze on it. You are a wonderful reader too, and I am looking forward to your next appearance here in nyc. Your agent is very debonair. Write on, sister!
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[User Picture]From: amysn
2007-02-23 04:43 pm (UTC)
I like your photo essay - perhaps you should go on a photo essay tour? I especially like the photo about schmoozing with other literary types.
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[User Picture]From: viverra2
2007-02-24 12:06 am (UTC)
I love your pictures. Such a crew!
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[User Picture]From: curculio
2007-02-25 12:22 am (UTC)
Could you sign my copy? Make it out to CASH, that is my latest literary name. Don't bother to fill in the blanks, I'll write something appropriate. And I really love all your works. You'll find out shortly, just how much.

This was a nice photomontage. A nice little story. It just looks like you are signing a check in the first photo.
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[User Picture]From: cdozo
2007-02-25 04:10 am (UTC)
You are very observant. But, since this is a fantasy, in the picture, I'm signing an autograph.

I've decided that writing this post officially makes me a fantasy writer.
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