|I Feel Left Out
||[Feb. 22nd, 2007|11:46 pm]
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Tonight I wish I was a Science Fiction writer packing to go to a Science Fiction convention (juliabk
) or an SF author who was packing to go on a tour to promote her new book (Elizabeth
Here is how I would look when I was signing autographs:
Here is how I would look on a panel with my fellow writers:
My agent would take me out to dinner at a fancy restaurant were we would schmooze with other literary types:
People would want to have their picture taken with me:
And I would pose for some group photos with my fellow writers:
That was a lovely book tour. I was honored to meet you and I have my signed copy on display in a special lighted coffee table that has a glass top so people can see it but not spill drinks on it or sneeze on it. You are a wonderful reader too, and I am looking forward to your next appearance here in nyc. Your agent is very debonair. Write on, sister!
I like your photo essay - perhaps you should go on a photo essay tour? I especially like the photo about schmoozing with other literary types.
I love your pictures. Such a crew!
Could you sign my copy? Make it out to CASH, that is my latest literary name. Don't bother to fill in the blanks, I'll write something appropriate. And I really love all your works. You'll find out shortly, just how much.
This was a nice photomontage. A nice little story. It just looks like you are signing a check in the first photo.
You are very observant. But, since this is a fantasy, in the picture, I'm signing an autograph.
I've decided that writing this post officially makes me a fantasy writer.