Tonight I wish I was a Science Fiction writer packing to go to a Science Fiction convention (juliabk) or an SF author who was packing to go on a tour to promote her new book (Elizabeth).
Here is how I would look when I was signing autographs:
My agent would take me out to dinner at a fancy restaurant were we would schmooze with other literary types:
People would want to have their picture taken with me:
And I would pose for some group photos with my fellow writers: