That was a lovely book tour. I was honored to meet you and I have my signed copy on display in a special lighted coffee table that has a glass top so people can see it but not spill drinks on it or sneeze on it. You are a wonderful reader too, and I am looking forward to your next appearance here in nyc. Your agent is very debonair. Write on, sister!

I like your photo essay - perhaps you should go on a photo essay tour? I especially like the photo about schmoozing with other literary types.

I love your pictures. Such a crew!

Could you sign my copy? Make it out to CASH, that is my latest literary name. Don't bother to fill in the blanks, I'll write something appropriate. And I really love all your works. You'll find out shortly, just how much.

This was a nice photomontage. A nice little story. It just looks like you are signing a check in the first photo.

You are very observant. But, since this is a fantasy, in the picture, I'm signing an autograph.

I've decided that writing this post officially makes me a fantasy writer.