Will you still make it out to Kerrville this weekend?

Yup, but now we're going out tomorrow after school.

I just saw the weather and it's going to be wet.

Just a heads-up.

Don't forget to have him put up the warning signs about the mine field. I think there might be a liability issue if he even waits one day. Oh yeah, I ordered the barb toxin but they were out of tetanus so I got something called Iguanadon toxin or something. It's from a venomous reptile they have in Jordan and Egypt and it doesn't degrade in Texas style weather. It causes (usually) temporary paralysis of the tongue and the legs, but most other stuff keeps working for a while. Then it moves to the speech center of the brain. Those scrap thieves will be surprised when they get diagnosed with Iguanadon poisoning, and even more surprised when they find that the only word they can say is "burnoose," because thats the only lasting effect of the toxin. Sometime it wears off after a few months, but it's often permanent.

The minefield signs were included in the order. I already had set some up to keep the fence guys from wandering in there and getting a nasty surprise.

That Iguanadon toxin sounds like just the ticket for the barb wire.

I'm working on getting the gas canisters for the Gas-a-Burglar system that I had installed in the house. I'm torn between mustard and chlorine. I'll probably go with the chlorine because it disinfects the house each time it's used.

I agree, Chlorine is a good choice. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

That level of cleanliness will place the spic and spammed right next to their maker.

I was wondering where the electrical leads for the fence are going to be placed. Or is cdozo waiting for the grapes to grow over them so the live wire cutters won't see them and be tempted?

The electric part will be via hidden solar panels.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzt!