|And How Has Yor Morning Been?
||[Apr. 26th, 2008|07:12 am]
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This morning I was bitten by a lizard before I'd even had my first sip of coffee. Gaaaaaah!
2008-04-26 02:56 pm (UTC)
yew gone dah. bah bah.
Lizard's LJ: Wow! I had the BEST morning! One of those big things was reaching in and doing all this touchy stuff and poky and clicky stuff, and it got close AND I BIT IT!!!! Yessss! It was teh hilarious!!! And also so unbelievably tasty. You HAVE to try to taste the juice that comes from them. OMFG!!! Yum city. Hope your day goes as totally kewl as mine haz. LOL.
2008-04-27 07:12 pm (UTC)
Re: yew gone dah. bah bah.
WTF? How unsympathetic of you.
Contrary to your lizard eating sister, I am sorry for you that you got bitten by a lizard, or by anything for that matter. Maybe she was only encouraging you to bite back, but doesn't she know you are a vegetarian and you would not? Plus, not having even a sip of coffee in you (at least not a first sip - but perhaps there was a sip prior to the first sip?) you could not possibly have moved fast enough to bite that thing. Lizards live on coffee and are quick quick quick.
Hope the rest of your day was good.
Edited at 2008-04-27 07:17 pm (UTC)
Well...the lizard wouldn' have bitten me if I hadn't been trying to catch it. It was under the dish drainer hiding from the cats. I wanted it to move so I could wash my coffee stuff.
I figure ndozo knew there was probably more to the story. Lizards don't bite unless they are cornered and scared.
And I probably wouldn't have been bitten if I'd been more awake. As it was, I kind of deserved it. I was sleepy and clumsy so I scared it. But Anole bites arent bad. They feel like hard pinches. It's more the thought that I'm being bitten and the fact that I have to stay calm and not hurt the lizard while it's biting me.
Well, I'm glad the bite wasn't too bad. Lesson learned: coffee first, lizard chasing second!
2008-04-28 03:08 am (UTC)
Oh, And By The Way...
Thanks for defending me from my vicious sister. :-)
You are a good friend.