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Asymptotic Bar Joke [Nov. 19th, 2008|09:39 am]
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer, and the third a quarter. The bartender looks up and says "You're all idiots," and pours two beers.

Taken from a post by paladinmt in mathematics.
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[User Picture]From: jr_surfer
2008-11-19 09:27 pm (UTC)
Bad, bad,
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[User Picture]From: ndozo
2008-11-23 11:35 pm (UTC)
I lol'd uncertainly.
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[User Picture]From: curculio
2008-11-28 12:44 am (UTC)

The first one was the luckiest

An infinite number of investors walk down Wall Street. The first one invests all of his money in the market, the second one, 1/2 and so on.

So tell me. Why do we need a bailout?
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